‘7 Khoon Maaf’ Lacks Payoff

Annu Kapoor, Usha Uthup and Priyanka Chopra in 7 Khoon Maaf
By Shakti Pherwani
*SPOILERS AHEAD!*
The opening sequence of 7 Khoon Maaf piques interest with it’s noir‐esque blood splatter and serious forensic lab sequence. You are set up for an investigative whodunit that quickly unravels into the narrative of the numerous khoons, each thrown at you in linear succession building up the tension ‐ except that the game doesn’t quite play out at the finish line.
Priyanka Chopra’s Suzanna goes through a whirlwind of marriages with men in whom she always seeks her long dead father (some Freudian Electra‐Complex for you there), men whom she manages to enchant quickly, ravishes, and then can’t seem to trust.
She goes on doing, but you never really get to find out why.
Neil Nitin Mukesh excels as a bitter Lieutenant, a role that he owns as he sets Suzanna’s crazy rolling with his self ‐pity induced possessiveness. Next John Abraham, the weakest character in the film , fulfils the druggy rockstar stereotype with a struggle, but what he lacks in ‘stage’ presence he makes up for with his goofy hotel room ‘laser tag’ sequence. Irrfan Khan is a natural as the revolutionary sadomasochist poet and performs nothing short of what we expect of him. There’s lusty and creepy simplicity in his act that has been rendered, just right.
The Russian ‘amar prem’ husband (who’s dialogue is a bit of a struggle to cope with) does an okay
job as a two‐timer. But Annu Kapoor’s lecherous cop brings creep into the story while Naseerudin Shah’s Bengali babu turns Suzanna paranoid beyond control. (Both bang on in their act, by the way).
While we flow from murder to murder, the plot manoeuvres its narrative in order to fit into its ‘story within a story’ theme, trying to make us empathise in Vivan Shah’s flashback as a stable boy in dangerous Suzanna’s family home. In love with her as a child, he recounts each ‘incident’ but fails to answer the question posed by Konkona SenSharma (his wife, in a cameo) ‘Lekin unko maara kyun? Chhod nahin sakti thi?’ a question that promptly points out the sore in the script.
